“Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,” said California Sen. Barbara Boxer. “We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.”
In a Capitol Hill press conference, Nancy Pelosi pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons with No Ability (63 percent).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million mid-level positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, “Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?”
“As a non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,” said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to her inability to remember “righty tighty, lefty loosey”. “This new law should be real good for people like me. I’ll finally have job security.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Sen. Dick Durbin, II: “As a senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.”
This message was approved by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Diane Feinstein, Barbara Boxer, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren & Nancy Pelosi...all Americans With No Abilities whatsoever!
Blog Author's Comments: This post may not be entirely factual, but there is also a large amount of truth in it. This was first published by the website "The Onion." Our president Donald Trump has accomplished quite a lot during his first year in office, while battling the Democrats, mainstream media and some members of his own party to make a huge difference in the economy.
Because of his policies he has made a tremendous positive change in the stock market, cut taxes for most people, created jobs and lowered unemployment. But, there will always be a certain percentage of our population, mainly Democrats, left leaning or just plain lazy, that will never be a success at anything because they refuse to work or stick to a job if hired, long enough to learn the basic rudiments of the job.
As a result these people, knowing that the government will not allow them to starve, will be given food vouchers, housing, child care and healthcare at no charge to them. This is being paid for by the government, courtesy of the working people's tax dollars or those who have toiled most of their lives and may have invested their money. The government has no money of their own. This is also fine with the Democratic Party because they need a permanent supply of underclass people who will vote for them, if they take the time to vote.
Another group that the Democrats push for, welcome and promote is the illegal aliens, who are breaking our laws by simply being in the country. Most of them have come here to be taken care of by the Democratic Party in exchange for their vote, and no many of them should not be allowed to vote but with help from the left still do. This is a brief overview of the ANAA.
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