Friday, April 30, 2010

How To Hug A Baby

1. First, uh, find a baby.
2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic
sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before
actually beginning the hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide'. Simply slide paws around baby
and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as
to achieve the best photo quality.

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